How To End College Academics

1. Stay up late to cram for history final. Bake some cookies, “just for fun.” Then proceed to eat half of those cookies while studying.
2. Wake up early. Finish cramming. Avoid cookies because you still feel sick from the night before.
3. Drive to class. Kick that final’s ass.
4. Quick workout (because of the cookie overload – duh).
5. Go to second final of the day, a.k.a. “discussion with prof” which really isn’t a final. Call it a final to sound more impressive to your friends.
6. Babysit for 3 hours, just to make a little money.
7. Go shopping for graduation dress, just to spend a little money.
8. Finish essay, history project.
9. Drive to library.
10. Click. Print. Deliver. Done.

It is finished. My work here is done.